What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 09:55

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
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